From the Desk of the Editor and Chief of Stage 5.

Dear Followers,

It has been brought to my attention that the previous blog post published by “Dying Guy” has stirred up some controversy in the Barstool and Minifan world.  At Stage 5, we pride ourselves in being authentic, and encourage our writers to express themselves and allow them to publish freely: autonomy breeds creativity. 

After receiving several complaints from high ranking Barstool Sports officials, we have successfully completed a thorough investigation into the events leading up to the latest publication. 

Below is a summary of our findings.  

A complete and unredacted copy of the report is available upon request only.